Has this ever happened to you? You come home tired and just want to relax, and find this mess. The bed linen is loose, the comforter is just hanging, things are strewn all over and you're met by your most dedicated and lovingly loyal pet.
Man's best friend is giving marching orders. He has made an emphatic statement and you had better get it! He's innocent, you know. He is your dedicated and lovingly loyal pet.